Tina Fey & @JimmyFallon “Weekend Update” SNL
Tina Fey: Well, because our host, Reverend Al Sharpton, is an active presidential candidate, a number of NBC affiliates around the country are refusing to air tonight’s show, for fear that other candidates will demand equal time. Since our show isn’t being seen in these cities, we can finally say whatever we want about… Des Moines, Iowa.
Jimmy Fallon: Snoozeville, U.S.A.!
Tina Fey: Sacramento, California.
Jimmy Fallon: More like, Suck-romento!
Tina Fey: Portland, Maine.
Jimmy Fallon: The fart capital of the world!
Tina Fey: Memphis and Nashville, Tennessee.
Jimmy Fallon: Y’all come back, now ya’ queers!
Tina Fey: Oklahoma.
Jimmy Fallon: Never heard of it.
Tina Fey: Boston
Jimmy Fallon: Well… they…
Together: …just hate black people.
Tina Fey: And, finally - Rochester, Minnesota.
Jimmy Fallon: Nerds!
Tina Fey: You guys are -
Don Pardo [voiceover]: You’ve been watching “Jimmy & Tina Yelling At Cities That Refuse To Show Saturday Night Live Tonight.” This is Don Pardo saying, “Suck it, Des Moines!”
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